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Now that spring has finally sprung into summer, it’s time to bust out that perky—yet purposeful—slow-motion job you’ve been practicing in front of the mirror all winter. If the idea of bathing-suit shopping gives you hives, however, we’re here to save the day with more than a dozen eco-friendly bikinis, swimsuits, and board shorts that will make your fellow beachgoers sweat. Tricking your object of affection into receiving your kiss of life? You’re on your own.