Lady boozehounds with less-than-impressive knockers needn’t despair: You can have your alcohol and your double Ds, too. This morning on Live! with Kelly, a freshly solo Kelly Ripa donned—then partook of—a pair of wine-filled bladders masquerading as a bust-enhancing woman’s brassiere. The female counterpoint to the “Beer Belly,” the “Wine Rack” comes with a feeding tube for siphoning off sips whenever circumstances (Thanksgiving dinner, blind date, PTA meeting) require dressing under the influence. Sobriety and self-worth? So overrated.