The world would be a far duller place without the wit and wisdom of legendary British designer Dame Vivienne Westwood, godmother of punk, climate-change crusader, and acerbic-quip-dispenser. In the grand tradition of "Sh!t People Say"—and with tongue firmly in cheek (or is that chic?)—we bring you our favorite sound bytes from the tsarina of zingers, who has expressed her opinion on everything from our consumerist culture to her love of Mao caps.


























































